Hey y’all! It’s been awhile since I posted because I decided to focus on school and start dancing after I finished the semester.  The other night was my first night dancing ever!  I have to say even though I didn’t make a lot of money, it was a good night.

   Because I am inexperienced I chose to do a day shift from 3 - 9 (at club 1).  I came in a little early and talked to some of the other dancers while I was getting dressed  They were really nice and cool (let’s just hope they remain that way) and I ended up hanging out with them afterwards.  I was really nervous, especially to dance on stage.   I was called on for a three song set and my heart was pounding out of my chest.  The first song was Kelly Rowland’s Motivation and I immediately got into a sexy mood. By the second song you have to have your top off and be in just  a g-string by the third.  I was still a little nervous so I almost forgot to take off my bottoms on the third song, but other than that it wasn’t bad.  The other dancers said I did suprisingly well for a newbie.  : )

   Talking to customers was pretty easy but I do need more experience to be able to tell if they are there to spend or just watch.  I only gave dances to two men,  one who got 4 and another who got 5.   My first really liked feet so in the middle of a dance he would make me stop and play with my feet lol.  The other guy was way more handsy.  I was able to handle him with out making him mad thank goodness.  The weirdest part was when he said that I was sweating and ran his hand down my back and licked my sweat of his hand!   MMMMMmmm, how’s my stripper sweat taste buddy!?!

   The six hours went by really fast.  I need to work on minimizing my time in the locker room so that I can be talking to customers more.  The stage was soo hot though that I felt like I needed a bath everytime I got off of it.  Anyway I ended up making about $230 before tip out.  I think I’m going to stick to day shifts until I’m more comfortable and then work some nights and hopefully make more. 

  One thing that I didn’t expect was……how sore I would be!  My knees are bruised and swollen and my thighs burn soo bad it hurts to move.  My toes are messed up too but I expected that.  I need to work out more so I don’t get that sore and to build up muscle so I can work that pole.  Work girl weeerrkk!

-Hayleigh

  So I finally grew some balls and went to Club 1!  It was great.  The main bartender I spoke to, we will call her K, was soo sweet and really cool.  Suprisingly, all the dancers were nice too..

Yes,it is!  Following your personal now too. : )

  I still haven’t auditioned at a club yet.  First it was because of bad weather.  I figured the bad weather would thwart patrons from coming making it unecessary to try and brave the bad roads myself.  BUT….I promised myself (and now you readers)  to give an unflinchingly honest report of my ventures in exotic dancing.  So I need to admit to myself and you that part of the reason I haven’t auditioned yet is because I pussed out!  …

I have been making a list of resolutions/goals for this year.  They range from personal goals to social goals and tasks that will benefit my future.  I will post some of them later, but perhaps the most life impacting goal I made was to get a new job.  I have had two previous intellectually stimulating jobs that were related to my major.  I will keep them private in order to keep my identity private.  Why all the privacy you ask?

Well, I want to be a stripper!